me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.