Melina Marie🌸

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

bestnatesmithever:

perzadook:

POST # 15,000

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